Let us go back, reader, to 1910. J. Gauthier in that year was on his boat on Lake Leelanau, Michigan. He saw ahead of him what he took to be a log. Up to it he went (as you do). Suddenly a pair of eyes opened on the "log" and it dove beneath the waters. He had disturbed a monster.
I know of no further reports of monster sightings in this lake, but if anyone out there does, do get in touch.