Tune: The Girl I Left Behind me.
Where flows the Mississippi's flood
And the Missouri meanders,
The Chickens sing a single song,
"Beware of Colonel Sanders!"
"We fear not Hound or Fox or Gun,
"We fear not Geese or Ganders.
"The only thing that makes us run,
"The sight of Colonel Sanders."
Men eat the hen. If hens ate men
All innocent Bystanders
Would know the fear the Hens feel here
When they see Colonel Sanders.