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DR WHO - MY BRILLIANT SUGGESTION
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In Britain (an island off the coast of Ireland) there is much enthusiasm for the science fiction series Doctor Who. Every so often the hero "regenerates" i.e. his body changes and he is played by another actor. There have been many such Doctors over the years, but from time to time there are suggestions that the Doctor should change radically - be black or a woman, for example. I have an even more radical idea which I feel the BBC should adopt:
THE NEXT DOCTOR WHO SHOULD BE A PARROT.
Think of it, flying around the Tardis, croaking orders, pulling switches and pressing buttons with its claws. The Doctor could have originally been regenerated as a Scotsman called MacCaw who fell into a vat of Parrot Transformation Solution (PTS) and morphed into his feathery form. Think of how he could fight his metallic enemies, the Daleks. He could fly about defecating on them, so they would rust. After all, Daleks don't have hands, so they couldn't clean themselves.
The idea is bristling with possibilities!
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