EAST KILBRIDE MONSTER

Let us away to bonny Scotland, home of misty glens and golf.  The Scots did not invent the bagpipes, by the way.  They were invented in Iraq.  We go to the region of East Kilbride, around which there have been a number of reports of a humanoid monster.  This is in no way your average bigfoot-type, but rather a creature with bulbous eyes, blue skin and yellow patches on its legs and throat.  One wonders if this creature is the result of genetic engineering.  If strange hybrids are being produced in laboratories, it is not incredible that the odd one should manage to escape.  Should you be holidaying in Scotland and encounter this creature, my advice would be to give it a wide berth.

East Kilbride