DEFENSE OF THE GOLDFISH

That's a goldfish up there.  There is a common belief that goldfish have hardly any memories.  You'll be told that they cannot remember for sixty seconds.  This is utter baloney.

In fact, a goldfish can remember for up to three months.  They know when it's their feeding time.  They can even be taught tricks, so don't think they're unintelligent.

The time has come for an end to misapprehensions about this piscid.