REMEMBER GODZILLA?

No, that isn't Godzilla, it's a Tyrannosaurus Rex, but it looks as though it might be a relation.  Godzilla was the gigantic lizard who appeared in a number of Japanese films and my spies tell me there will be a new Godzilla film in 2014.  In this one Godzilla appears to be a goodie, fighting off enemies of mankind.

However, you may not know that among some Conspiracy Theorists there is a belief that a Japanese group has been making real life Godzillas, whom it is going to send to the United States to exact vengeance on the Americans.  This, I feel, is absurd, but it just shows you some people will believe anything.

Other conspiracy theorists maintain that a secret body in the USA have bred flying elephants.  They actually date this to 1983.  What makes me skeptical of this is, What do you achieve by making flying elephants?  They can hardly expect them to penetrate foreign lands to spy unnoticed.  The sanitary ramifications I will leave to your imagination.  Incidentally, the conspiracy buffs  inform us the venture was called Project Dumbo.

Well, well - is every elephant given a small encouraging mouse as a companion and a flock of crows to send him on his way?