A blog for the United States branch of the global Centre for Fortean Zoology
Monday, 2 December 2013
We would like to apologize for the fact that the e-mail links to your editors are not working yet. Our technical expert, J. Downes, is going to rectify this as soon as he gets a new screwdriver, which is apparently the implement you need when repairing a computer. He has been trying to fix it with a rectal thermometer, but it was not equal to the task.