LAKE MONSTER CAUSED SHOCK!

Let us go back, reader, to 1910.  J. Gauthier in that year was on his boat on Lake Leelanau, Michigan.  He saw ahead of him what he took to be a log.  Up to it he went (as you do).  Suddenly a pair of eyes opened on the "log" and it dove beneath the waters.  He had disturbed a monster.

I know of no further reports of monster sightings in this lake, but if anyone out there does, do get in touch.