BEWARE IN MILTON

Orang Eyes (tilted)

Do you happen to live in Milton (Ohio)?  You do?  Might I suggest you tread carefully if in the vicinity of Ruggles Road?  That is the area where Orange Eyes is said to put in an appearance, scaring the life out of people amorously involved in motor vehicles.  It is said by some he resembles Bigfoot.  One witness claims he is orange all over.  The same witness claims he is 11 feet tall.  Those of a skeptical nature feel he is no more than a hermit.  To these people amorously involved in motor vehicles, the injunction Get a room might seem appropriate.