Saturday, 3 May 2014

PORCINE OSCULATION

This story is true, unlikely as it may sound.  In Xianning City, China, the vice-principal of a school was fed up with all the litter in front of the educational establishment.  Facing the children he declared, "If you clean up all the rubbish, I'll kiss a piglet."

They did.

Unfortunately, no piglet was to be had, so he had to procure a full-sized specimen of Pighood, which he kissed to fulfil his promise.

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