RUNAWAY GOAT

Not original goat

Here's a whimsical little story from the year 2008.  In Portland (Oregon) a goat clambered aboard a bus.  Local officials removed it, on the grounds that it hadn't paid its fare.  The item went on television and one family, looking at their set, were suddenly agog.  It was their goat and they hadn't realized it was missing.

I am told by Psychiatrists that it is very shocking to discover your Goat has run away.